Top ten reasons not to wash your hands
I passed by a male colleague this morning on the way to the gents. This particular colleague has a habit of not washing his hands every time he uses the toilet. He goes in, yanks down his zip, does whatever he need to do, yanks up his zip, and walks out of the toilet. I have to constantly remind myself not to shake hands with him, ever. For some reason, this lack of hygiene irks me. There must be huge colonies of germs on his hands by now. However, I'm trying hard not to be a judgmental a***ole here. There could well be sound logical reasons why he's not into washing his hands.
I'm no Dave Letterman, but I think the top ten reasons probably are:
10. He's totally ignorant about hygiene.
9. He's not ignorant about hygiene, but is fascinated with dirt.
8. He's trying to save water for the company.
7. He doesn't want to wet his hands because they're not waterproof.
6. He doesn't know how to operate the tap.
5. His "Temple of the Filthy" religious cult does not allow washing.
4. He's saving his dirty hands to shake hands with the boss later.
3. He's keeping the germs as pets.
2. His alien DNA will react aversively to water.
1. He thinks that germs are food and he's saving them for later.
Posted by X-weatherman @ 12:25 PM [0]comment(s)

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